一、我是迪士尼公主，说不上一模一样吧，但最起码是毫不相干。
I'm a Disney princess, not exactly the same, but at least it's irrelevant.
二、我都安排好了，会有蚊子替我给你说晚安。
I have arranged for mosquitoes to say good night to you for me.
三、你走了真好，不然总担心，你要留下来吃饭。
It's good of you to leave, otherwise you will always worry that you will stay for dinner.
四、为什么我不用上班，因为家里牛啊，羊啊，都没人放。
Why don't I have to go to work, because there are no cows or sheep in the house.
五、靓仔你好，我叫乐多，所以你叫养乐多吗。
Hello handsome, my name is Yakult, so you are Yakult.
六、机会总是留给那些准备好钱的人。
Opportunities are always reserved for those who have money ready.
七、谁能想到现在正在发朋友圈的完美女孩竟然没有对象。
Who would have thought that the perfect girl who is making friends now has no object.
八、我现在拿得起放不下的是筷子 唯一陷进去出不来的是被窝。
What I can't afford now is chopsticks. The only thing I can't get out of is bed.
九、只要能用钱解决的事情，我一个也解决不了。
I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.
十、用着6位数的密码，保护着2位数的余额。
A 6-digit password is used to protect the 2-digit balance
十一、我的超能力就是所有事情都超出了我的能力。
My superpower is that everything is beyond my power.
十二、今年不想过了麻烦退我一岁谢谢。
I don't want to go through the trouble this year. Give me a year back. Thank you.
十三、我打王者：请求支援，请求支援.我打和平：救救我，救救我。
I fight the king: ask for support, ask for support. I fight for peace: help me, help me.
十四、为什么不理我是想让我变成狗不理嘛。
Why ignore me is to make me become a dog.
十五、我的分身是蜜桃派，甜甜蜜蜜，可可爱爱。
My doppelganger is peach pie, sweet honey, cocoa and love
十六、听说可爱会传染，那你靠近我一点。
I heard that cuteness is contagious, so please come closer to me
十七、吃炸鸡当然不会胖，鸡这玩意多爱运动啊，天天满地跑，可以放心大胆吃，有人信吗？有人信我就点外卖了。
Of course, eating fried chicken won't make you fat. This thing loves sports. Running all over the place every day can make you feel at ease and eat boldly. Does anyone believe it? Someone believed me and ordered takeout
十八、生活就像朋友圈，无须强求，上帝自然会安排好看的人给你点赞。
Life is like a circle of friends. You don't have to force God to arrange good-looking people to praise you
十九、北上广的富婆让你流泪，江浙沪的美女让你心碎，只有我对你的爱如潮水。
The rich woman in Beishangguang makes you cry, the beautiful women in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai break your heart, and only my love for you is like the tide.
二十、让你男朋友发个誓说永远爱你吧，天太热了。
Let your boyfriend swear to love you forever. It's too hot
二十一、晚上我偷偷问魔镜 “我是不是世界上最黑的人” 魔镜发出惊恐的声音 “谁？谁在说话？”
At night, I secretly asked the magic mirror, "Am I the darkest person in the world?" The magic mirror made a frightened voice, "Who? Who is talking? "
二十二、穿了双AJ你就说自己是潮男 手机屏保是鸣人，就说自己是火影迷 在路上看到个美女你就说是我，不是不是的我今天没有出门！
If you wear double AJ, you will say that you are a hipster, that your cellphone screensaver is a Naruto, and that you are a hokage fan. When you see a beautiful woman on the road, you will say that it is me. I didn't go out today!
二十三、现在的地下停车场设计得跟迷宫一样我每回都要找好久，才发现自己没有车。
Nowadays, the underground parking lot is designed like a maze. I have to look for it for a long time every time, only to find that I don't have a car.
二十四、漂亮的话我不会说，漂亮的我正在说话。
I won't say anything beautiful, but I'm talking beautiful.
二十五、我能接受宇宙中有外星人，尼斯湖有水怪，男女之间有纯洁友谊，喝水能减肥，魔仙堡里住着游乐王子，但我不能接受今天这么热。
I can accept that there are aliens in the universe, Loch Ness, water monsters and pure friendship between men and women. Drinking water can lose weight. There are amusement princes living in the magic fairy castle, but I can't accept it's so hot today
二十六、我没有很能吃，我只是嘴巴寂寞。
I'm not very good at eating. I just have a lonely mouth
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